Review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) by Paul A — 01 Jul 2015

Jupiter doesn't do anything but descend.

This review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) was written by Paul A on 01 Jul 2015.

Jupiter Ascending has generally received mixed reviews.

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