Review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) by Jordan O — 08 Jul 2015
I really wanted to like this. I tried to find the redeeming qualities. Here they are: it's pretty cgi, Mila Kunis is pretty. If you haven't seen it, save 2 hours of your life and YouTube the Honest Trailer.
You won't believe the messy/dumb plot and writing that went into this misfire. It's like the Wachowskis watched Serenity and J.J. Abrams' Star Trek back-to-back, went to sleep, had separate sci-fi wet-dreams, then combined said dreams into a script that they didn't even bother to rewrite.
How the mighty have fallen.
This review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) was written by Jordan O on 08 Jul 2015.
Jupiter Ascending has generally received mixed reviews.
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