Review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) by Duncan P — 25 Jul 2015

Nope! Just NOPE... on all levels; and hey, I loved Speed Racer, if that tells you something.

This review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) was written by Duncan P on 25 Jul 2015.

Jupiter Ascending has generally received mixed reviews.

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