Review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) by Álvaro S — 28 Jul 2015

Silly, baroque and empty movie, with one or two almost interesting ideas with any results...

This review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) was written by Álvaro S on 28 Jul 2015.

Jupiter Ascending has generally received mixed reviews.

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