Review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) by Robert R — 22 Aug 2015

I literally can't even...everything was wrong.

This review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) was written by Robert R on 22 Aug 2015.

Jupiter Ascending has generally received mixed reviews.

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