Review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) by Joseph O — 06 Sep 2015

Pretty silly escapism. some inconsistent suspensions of disbelief. some plot arcs that are derivative of the Matrix.

This review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) was written by Joseph O on 06 Sep 2015.

Jupiter Ascending has generally received mixed reviews.

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