Review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) by Kit K — 08 Sep 2015

Hilariously stupid. Space Wolf McBird-Face on Space Skates. Everything in this movie makes no sense at all. Written by dementia. Period.

This review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) was written by Kit K on 08 Sep 2015.

Jupiter Ascending has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Eric G (1,155) on 21 Oct 2017

CGI is pretty good but the acting is bad. From pretty much everyone. Lol... God so bad... And most annoying is Eddie Redmayne…

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By Tori R (17) on 25 Jul 2018

I enjoyed the world they created and the strong female lead who simply wanted to continue to be herself despite what the universe threw at her…

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By Jennifer P (568) on 18 Jul 2017

Jupiter Ascending is a disappointing film. It is about young woman discovers her destiny as an heiress of intergalactic nobility…

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I'm starting to believe that most the reviewers here are not TRUE Sci-Fi fans…

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