Review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) by Spencer H — 14 Jan 2016

Jupiter Ascending has good visuals, but everything else sucks.

This review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) was written by Spencer H on 14 Jan 2016.

Jupiter Ascending has generally received mixed reviews.

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Somewhere in this overlong and over-elaborate mess of a space opera, there is a story begging to emerge, if only the Wachowski siblings would…

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By Mark N (906) on 09 Jun 2017

Bored actors playing boring roles in whats supposed to be an exciting sci-fi action movie…

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By Kyle F (294) on 29 Dec 2017

Grade: D- A complex plot? I have no clue what I'm saying... the plot is so messy…

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By Jimi T R (2) on 02 Nov 2017

I gave this two stars because of all of the sexy cast members...but this movie was awful..I feel bad for amazing actors that signed up for this…

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By Wolffee895 M (55) on 23 Jul 2017

This is the definition of a bunch of old hooey. Does this need any more review than a description of your second billed actor…

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By Phanendar B (1) on 30 Jun 2018

I enjoyed the movie for it's difference. Though the plot seems kinda tried and tested, the approach was refreshing…

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By Pat Padua (495) for DCist (403) on 30 Aug 2018

It's not Tatum's fault that he can't get into the character of an albino puppy man from another planet…

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By Justin S (1,191) on 12 Aug 2017

Good effects, Mila seems out of character, don't think type of movie want to watch again…

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By Frank Ochieng (928) for SF Crowsnest (189) on 09 Nov 2018

Relentlessly meandering and incomprehensible, Jupiter Ascending is an over-extended costume party thrown within the confines of the cartoonish cosmos…

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