Review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) by William L — 20 Sep 2016

Great riffing material!

So Dorothy gets knocked out by the big twister which carries her away to the land of Oz where the tin woodman wants to marry her, the scarecrow wants to kill her, and the cowardly lion comes out of the bath tub all naked and showing his curvaceous heiny. Things look pretty bad for our heroine but she clicks her blue slippers together and manages to defeat her enemies using the power of love and a great many explosives and CGI effects and eventually marrying and going on a hot date with her beloved Toto; only to wake up back in Kansas to find it was all a dream. Nice visuals, though.