Review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) by Ryeca — 07 Mar 2015
All you need to know is that there is a wolf-man Channing Tatum clumsily floating around Chicago with his gravity roller-skates. Did he just grind that fire-escape railing? Oh yes, he did.
Go see this movie NOW before it is gone. Be sure, this movie is an awful, horrendous, shameful, abomination, wreck of a movie, but you need to experience it yourself. It is like a mad-libbed collage supercut of twenty or so moderately famous sci-fi movies. Yes, it is so bad that it is good again.
This review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) was written by Ryeca on 07 Mar 2015.
Jupiter Ascending has generally received mixed reviews.
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