Review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) by Scribbler — 07 Feb 2015
You are at risk of insanity or terminal tedium! Do not go to see the film "Jupiter Ascending". Whatever anyone says this is the most banal, badly scripted film I have ever seen. You may loose the will to live if you sit through more than 45 minutes of this unadulterated bilge. Any film where a master of the universe (even if he is currently up for an Oscar in "The Theory of Everything") comes up with the line "My mother never cleaned a toilet in her entire life" and a dinosaur says "ooh you hurt me....." is beyond parody.
The lines are delivered in a drawl with some of the worst diction I have ever heard.
This review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) was written by Scribbler on 07 Feb 2015.
Jupiter Ascending has generally received mixed reviews.
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