Review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) by Moviestalker — 22 Feb 2015
Who could have thought that the Wachowski siblings could come up with an movie even worse than matrix 3?
Meet Jupiter Jones, a woman everyone tries to murder .. including gravity, since most of the time she's seen falling to her death hoping to get rescued in time by her wolf boyfriend at the very last second.
Yes, spend 127 minutes watching Channing Tatum save Mila Kunis from: Shooting aliens with laser guns, falling, getting abducted, forced marriage, more falling, getting abducted again, even more falling and exploding. Good thing she ends up being the ruler of earth at the end of the movie. Because her "children" couldn't just take earth by force using their army and space ships and turn all humans into royal jelly ... Oh wait, they do have tons of money and giant spaceships.
I have no idea why people keep defending this piece of garbage: Are you really satisfied by a flimsy story as long as the rest of the movie is overloaded with cgi crap? Wow ... just wow.
This review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) was written by Moviestalker on 22 Feb 2015.
Jupiter Ascending has generally received mixed reviews.
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