Review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) by Lorne L — 27 Aug 2015

Generic sci-fi action flick #9991029. I looked forward to seeing this movie but it did not live up to any of its promise.

This review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) was written by Lorne L on 27 Aug 2015.

Jupiter Ascending has generally received mixed reviews.

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