Review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) by Matt M — 26 Mar 2016

A complete waste of time, which is sad since it looked like it had so much potential!

This review of Jupiter Ascending (2015) was written by Matt M on 26 Mar 2016.

Jupiter Ascending has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Kirsten Acuna (37) for Business Insider (73) on 29 Dec 2018

The Wachowski siblings said they wanted to put together a bunch of genres, but in doing so, it's hard to figure out what this film wants to be…

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By Eric G (1,155) on 21 Oct 2017

CGI is pretty good but the acting is bad. From pretty much everyone. Lol... God so bad... And most annoying is Eddie Redmayne…

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By Steve B (1,343) on 14 Jun 2017

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By John Lui (420) for The Straits Times (Singapore) (616) on 07 Nov 2017

Somewhere in this overlong and over-elaborate mess of a space opera, there is a story begging to emerge, if only the Wachowski siblings would…

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By Jimi T R (2) on 02 Nov 2017

I gave this two stars because of all of the sexy cast members...but this movie was awful..I feel bad for amazing actors that signed up for this…

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By Graeme H (287) on 04 Jan 2018

It's a flawed Gem. Has a bunch of very interesting things going on all bundled together into a bit of a hot mess…

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By Nguyen Le (136) for The Script Lab (63) on 09 Oct 2018

This is a crash landing of the most mesmerizing kind…

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By Tim W (1,375) on 04 Jan 2018

It's a flawed Gem. Has a bunch of very interesting things going on all bundled together into a bit of a hot mess…

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By Tori R (17) on 25 Jul 2018

I enjoyed the world they created and the strong female lead who simply wanted to continue to be herself despite what the universe threw at her…

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By Wolffee895 M (55) on 23 Jul 2017

This is the definition of a bunch of old hooey. Does this need any more review than a description of your second billed actor…

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