Review of Jungle Cruise (2021) by Dizzyj — 06 Aug 2021

Really really bad.

If this movie had been released in the 80's or 90's, when special effects and cliched writing was all you needed to get people into the cinema, it would've blended right in. But in this day and age it feels cheap and tacky.. complete with an evil German, a jaguar that understands complete sentences, and whatever was left on the cutting room floor of The Mummy, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Indiana Jones.. not in a good way.. but thrown together in the most random bucket of wtf. And while I support a little bit of wokeness, it was clearly tacked on for marketing points. Lastly, it was too violent for kids, but too purile for teens. Honestly, would have a been an enjoyably forgettable movie of the 80's.