Review of Jumper (2008) by Mohamed A — 22 Jun 2012
I honestly can't think of anything redeeming. The storyline is so bland I can only picture a bunch of 14yo Beavis and Butthead teenagers writing this on a clownpointed Saturday detention assignment.
The characters are weak and predictable. The so called 'great' life David has is boring beyond words and looks like a mere clichà (C) of a pure teenage fantasy. The way the story goes turns him into a little unappealing selfish spoiled boring knucklehead.
Oh lord, prevent me from cringing. CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE! Jamie Bell is an awful actor and so irritating, Samuel L. Jackson is out of place, Rachel Bilson tries her best but what's all the fuss about these people? I'd damn myself for eternity for taking part even in a minor role of this movie.
The end is just even worse, fizzling out into the outer space of vergognaland.
This review of Jumper (2008) was written by Mohamed A on 22 Jun 2012.
Jumper has generally received mixed reviews.
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