Review of Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017) by Waleed A — 08 Feb 2018

Really terrible. I laughed here and there. jack black was surprisingly decent, considering I normally hate him. but there are two reasons I hated this movie. 1) it was barely funny. so many parts were glaringly unfunny, jokes that don't land and have me straight-faced or worse, rolling my eyes. 2) so many ridiculously cheesy moments. cringe-worthy omg moments. laughing at how bad it is moments, you can do it, believe in yourself moments. smh. and some stuff made no sense. the villain use completely useless even tho I like the actor and he has proven he can be a great villain like in boardwalk empire. and the action was also completely useless nonsense. i'm not even talking about the super strength and stuff, I didn't mind that. but some of the other action scenes, omg, like... I basically checked out with like 20 minutes left, and I didn't even care to finish it (1 viewing).

SPOILERS.

... the stampede helicopter chase, smh.