Review of Jonah Hex (2010) by Mark N — 25 Mar 2012
Once again its proven that Cowboys + Something is a crappy idea. Just about everything is boring: off-screen kills, ill defined powers or painfully explained skills, flat dialogue and delivery, unimpressive special weapons, facial scaring that moves around, endless flashbacks to a plot we can't care about and Megan Fox.
Locking Fox in a 1 room set kept her from having to walk and talk at the same time but still she is nothing but sweaty, brief eye-candy with zero point until her one narrative use comes up. It should be noted that unkillable characters are the death to urgency and passion in any film.
Oh and a jarringly out of place heavy metal soundtrack. Utterly inept film making.
This review of Jonah Hex (2010) was written by Mark N on 25 Mar 2012.
Jonah Hex has generally received negative reviews.
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