Review of Johnny English (2003) by Bitter E — 15 Nov 2010
No, no I didn't rate this one-my kid brother Stuart did. He seemed to love it, so-against my better judgment-I'm going to let him take the review. Stuart's a good kid, maybe a bit slow, but a sweet guy.
Alright, here he comes. Be nice.
StUart c English johny when sponge Bub go bYe-bye in light box. Big bruthr put ENglish jony bad-taste donut in. He say "STUART WATCH. STUART LOOK PRETTY BOOM_BOOM HA HA FAT KNOSE GUY." Big bruthr smart.
Stuart think hilirius. Fatty knOse guy tikle Stuart fun timE, no bad tuch. He hav doggIe squeeks for doGgies and fall n hole Stuart c but FattiE knOse guy no c_ STUart like. StuArT think homeR Even sTuart c B4 happen Funny. English JohNy in Poop piPe for get baD Guys. StuarT like. MoVie oNly good have gooD poopie jOke. StuArt once thr0w sTuArt p00p outSide. Hit big bruthr face. He mAd. hE say= 'STUART NO OUTSIDE NO PANTS!" Big bruthr g00d smart.
Big bruthr say c FATIE KNOSE guY n blackie-blak snake sho> he say Good_buT Stuart no like Sho StuArT need no stuFf for StuaRt get. Big bruthr sAy same Fatty knOse guy in BlacKiE snake sho but Staurt say. How?/ FaT Knose guy no in 2 shos, he English jOhny. How in 2 SHoS!?. StUart NO LiKE wHAT STuaRt Not GET! HoW FATTy KNoSE GUY N 2 SPotS!!!1! STUART NOT GET@ STUART SMASH!
StuarT think pl0t gooD. English jhNy spy cAuse othEr sPiees die. Man want beE King and EngliSh johhny say "YOU NO KING. YOU BADDY MAN. YOU NO KING." buT man waNt be king. Big bruthr say eNgland is 'KAHNSTITUSHIONUL MOM ARKY" so man make No cEnts. But mAn make Cents. MAn rich. TheN mAn Kiddie Nap Quen say: "YOU SAY ME KING Or ME HIT YOU BAD TUCH!" TheN EnGlisH joHnny find Man dieRy bad-taSte donUt. It sAy all Man plan. StaUrt sad. Once SturT fiNd big Bruthr diery. He say hE 'maStr bait' old fotos Craig T. Nelson. TheN engLish Johny Is king and StUArt laugh Cause stUart like Fattie KnoSe guy.
StuArt no GeT pl0t_big bruthr say he no gEt pl0t too. Stuart think Go0d pl0t.
StUart no can wait cquil. StuarT think G00d cents cquils g00d awlays. sTuart think new IndY joNes beSt EvA. So New EnglisH joHnny be beSt evA.
IN konClushion. StuarT think good pl0t, go0d funny faty KnoSe guY, go0d HoMer p00pie jOkeS u c fAr away= funniEs tikle StuArt fun tIme. StuArt luv u English johhny.
Postscripit: I don't suppose barrels of sarcasm and illegible typing are going to win anybody over to my point of view, are they?
This review of Johnny English (2003) was written by Bitter E on 15 Nov 2010.
Johnny English has generally received mixed reviews.
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