Review of John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019) by Grove2121 — 16 May 2019

I watched it. This is what I think about it. It's bad. Whatever you call it: Netflix adaptation/idocracy/ Gun Circus. First chapter was convincing. Second one had some stupidity i've forgiven it for. But this time it comes to a moment when you just want to stand up and say: "That's not what I want to watch".

A lot of inappropriate gags. Characters act retarded at some scenes. Film's atmosphere breaks too often with stupid character's actions. Even russian Brat 1/2 looks more convincing that JW3. There are a lot of jokes like "Wait a sec i'm gonna stand up and we fight" or like [FLIPS MORPHEUS].

And there was a scene where they got slugs and shotgun instead 5.56/5.45/7,62/5,7 or anything else with such motivation "We need armor piercing bullets". Excuse me armor piercing? Slugs? Gauge? I have no words.

I could just forgive Wick's bulletproof suit just cause "Oh it's just a fairytale so everything looks cool". But when 90% of this is more like of fairy tale it's not JOHN WICK THE MOVIE. IT'S JOHN WICK FROM FORTNITE THE MOVIE.

Totally surrealistic. Won't write spoilers. Camera moves great, cgi is KIND OF ok (no it's not. Blood splashes and other things sometimes feel like cheap indian movie.). All in all it's bad. I waited whole year expecting some AAA product.

But I just got some raw burito. They wiped the whole first chapter by a little snap of their fingers. Just forget, burn and bury the idea of watching this movie.