Review of John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017) by Jacko1967 — 01 Jun 2017

An absolute piece of garbage of a film.....it is ridiculously bad ,John Wick is "the Ghost" and the "Bogeyman"a legendary figure from the murky world of organised crime so we're told .

...the problem with this" Ghost " business and the fact that he was I presume a hitman before he retired is that everybody knows him ....from doormen to tailors ,the Milkman ,and even a Policeman .

.. who at the beginning of the film asks Wick after he's home is destroyed by the main villain "are you working again John " , so much for being a member of the Underworld ....He must of advertised in the local courier (Man with van and Gun ) and it just goes from bad to worse , from a bullet proof suit .

...yes.. you heard right... a bullet proof suit (it as a kevlar layer sown into it don't you know ) to the bad Guys that couldn't hit the side of a bright yellow barn at ten yards with an Uzi.....Oh ! and for some reason they all seem to run from positions of good firing cover directly at Him with their Gun Arm outstretched so that he can disarm them .

.... it's painful to watch it really is , I cannot tell you how many times He was run over because I could not watch the whole movie it was actually starting to physically hurt but I would say three or four times and to my surprise and every Paramedic in the World being run over at high speed isn't dangerous ! just stings a bit .

...really not a big deal ....the whole movie from start to almost finish was terrible ,laughably bad in places , I would have enjoyed it when I was ten or maybe nine but for an adult ( that hasn't been lobotomised ) giving this a five star rating is worrying , I know that this type of film is about fast action and whatnot but that doesn't mean it as to be totally brainless and this film is for the totally brainless so if thats you in a Nutshell.

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