Review of John Dies at the End (2013) by Sarah T — 05 Jan 2013

âThe thunder came right as she hit the detonator in your dream. Your mind started the dream thirty seconds before the thunderclap. How did it know the thunder would be coming at that moment, to coincide with the explosion at the end?

Weâ(TM)ve all had those dreams, mon. You dream youâ(TM)re on a game show, on TV wearinâ(TM) nothing but a jockstrap. At the exact moment the game show buzzer goes off to tell you youâ(TM)ve lost, the telephone buzzes in real life. A call your mind couldnâ(TM)t have known was coming. You see, time is an ocean, not a garden hose. Space is a puff of smoke, a wisp of cloud.".