Review of John Carter (2012) by Moviejunky — 10 Mar 2012
This movie was an absolute train wreck. It was simply awful. This was so bad that it was the first movie in 12 years that I got up and walked out of the theater. The pacing of the movie is out of control, it moves so fast that that all the scenes feel rushed.
Despite the frantic pace it feels like your stuck in a boat without a sail or paddle. The movie feels like your in stagnant water. The dialogue was terrible and very very boring. The acting left much to be desired.
The movie made me cringe because you could tell how awkward the Actors felt during many scenes. The action sequences had a lot of flash with zero substance, no emotion or suspense, all in all the action was very .
. . . . bland and uninspired. Towards the last 3rd of the movie I just couldn't handle this snoozefest anymore and I thought to myself, "do I really want to put myself through any more of this torture.
. . . Hell NO!" So I got up and walked to the lobby and played Galaga in the arcade until my buddies gave up on the movie too and left early. Don't waist your money and this shameless cash grab.
This review of John Carter (2012) was written by Moviejunky on 10 Mar 2012.
John Carter has generally received positive reviews.
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