Review of John Carter (2012) by Proctophobic — 16 Jun 2012
Little more than a collection of puerile fantasy 'bits' cobbled together, with relentless, falsely dramatic muzak. So pretty much, the usual recipe for almost every other sci-fi / superhero movie that's emerged from the bowels of Hollywood over the last decade or so.
Add in some truly uncharismatic lead acting talent (sic) and eradicate all traces of plausibility and humility....
This review of John Carter (2012) was written by Proctophobic on 16 Jun 2012.
John Carter has generally received positive reviews.
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