Review of John Carter (2012) by Alfonso D — 16 Aug 2013

So, make a blend with a piece of "Avatar" (Toruk Mactu), another piece of Star Wars (All of the three first Episodes), add a little bit of "Mars needs moms" (the jumps, the stupid jumps) and voila: you have made yourself a movie called: "John Carter". Wait, wasn't this the doctor from E.R?

One star for the super hot princess, and the other star for the hard work of the animators. Nothing else to reward.