Review of John Carter (2012) by Mike J — 08 Nov 2013

I'm still conflicted on my feelings towards this movie so the rating may change after another viewing.

This review of John Carter (2012) was written by Mike J on 08 Nov 2013.

John Carter has generally received positive reviews.

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