Review of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001) by Tyler H — 19 Feb 2017

Jimmy Neutron is Love Jimmy Neutron is Life.

I was only nine years old.

I loved Jimmy Neutron so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise.

I pray to Jimmy every night, thanking him for the life I have been given.

"Jimmy Neutron is love", I say, "Jimmy Neutron is life".

My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.

He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Jimmy.

I called him a cunt.

He slaps me and sends me to my room.

I am crying now, because my face hurts.

I go into my bed and it is very cold.

I feel a warmth moving towards me.

I fell something touch me.

It's Jimmy.

I am so happy.

He whispers into my ear, "This is my lab".

He grabs me with his powerful genius hands and puts me on my hands and knees.

I'm ready.

I spread my ass cheeks for Jimjam.

He penetrates my butthole.

It hurts so much, but I do it for Jimmy.

I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water.

I push against his force.

I want to please Jimmy.

He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.

My dad walks in.

Jimmy looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Gotta blast".

Jimmy leaves through my window.

Jimmy Neutron is love, Jimmy Neutron is life.

Don't listen to the Jimmy haters. This is a masterpiece. It could just be the best film of all time. And I'm not just saying that because I'm a Jimmy Neutron superfan. This film is Oscar worthy. It was totally snubbed for Best Picture. I write letters to the Academy every day, and they never reply back for some reason. Hopefully I get my reply. Amazing film. Watch it! :D.