Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Corwin N — 27 May 2007

Quite possibly the greatest pseudo-religious kung fu musical ever made, if not one of the best movies, period.

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Corwin N on 27 May 2007.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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