Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Andy P — 10 Jun 2007

I'm going to go get wood...for stakes!

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Andy P on 10 Jun 2007.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Jennifer H (754) on 19 Jan 2010

This movie made me make an important decision... I now accept Jesus Christ as my personal (vampire) slayer. Ah hahaha! See what I did there…

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Lesbians are dissapearing and vampires are on the loose. Who do you turn to? None other than a certain Mr. Jesus H. Christ, that's who…

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By Emma P (152) on 19 Apr 2010

So wrong...but so hilariously cheesy. Must be seen to be believed…

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By K G (148) on 16 Nov 2010

It's so bad it's good. Release the inner moron in you. A+…

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By Matt W (1,718) on 21 Feb 2012

Troma film. Fun with friends. The fight with the atheists was the best. Although Jesus shaves about 1/4 of the way into the movie…

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By Lucas C (95) on 19 Mar 2011

Demasiado larga, pero muy curada. Â¡body of christ…

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By Ross H (144) on 03 Nov 2009

Best bad movie I've ever seen. I kinda want to watch it again already…

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By Lehho R (38) on 02 Aug 2010

Wondering whether my great affection for this movie is warranted…

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By Ifiok O (375) on 02 Aug 2010

If you couldn't tell from looking at the box cover, this low budget movie features Jesus fighting vampires; this is definitely not to be considered…

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By Greg S (1,081) on 21 Jan 2011

The Son of God brings retired Mexican wrestler El Santo out of retirement to fight vampires who prey exclusively on lesbians…

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