Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Chris C — 10 Jun 2007

I saw this on tv. I give it 3 for the title alone.

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Chris C on 10 Jun 2007.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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