Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Jonas J — 22 Aug 2007

A fantastic piece of low budget indie camp, how could you not love JC and Mary Magdalene out hunting vampires that feed on lesbians?

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Jonas J on 22 Aug 2007.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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