Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Jay W — 30 Aug 2007

Luchos, vampires, bum grabbing and JESUS fighting vampires- whats better???

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Jay W on 30 Aug 2007.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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