Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Anna N — 30 Oct 2007
This movie is easily the most low-budget film I have ever seen. Perhaps partially because of that, it was one of the most awesome things I have ever seen. Karate, vampires, lesbians, random songs, luchadors, and Mary Magnum.
This was a movie in the same irreverent tone as "Orgasmo," but I thought it was much funnier.
Best moments: the spinning crucifix a la Batman, the Athiests fight scene, Jesus' "Masturbation is not a crime" baseball cap, the Lesbian Drop Off Center, the luchador's partner whose butt was constantly getting grabbed, and the creepy guy reading Bible passages in front of the house overgrown with weeds.
Mary Magnum was so hot that I would totally ask her out if she weren't a lesbian.
This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Anna N on 30 Oct 2007.
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.
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