Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Jason S — 24 Aug 2008

This movie had me laughing from start to finish. It is just so phenomenally bad. It's like driving on the highway and coming across a massive wreck. It's the most horrible thing you have ever witnessed but you just..can't..look..away.

The special effects are about as amateurish as you will see. The acting is at the junior high level. The script makes absolutely no sense. The soundtrack (I think it's original) is amazingly bad. Just wait until you see the musical number with Jesus riding a skateboard and his obsessive use of "jazz hands". Wow...just, wow.

Everyone MUST find this movie and watch it. Call me and I will burn it and mail it to you. It transcends awesome and has created it's own new level of awesomeness.