Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Suzanne S — 19 Mar 2009

Pretty entertaining, very weird, very bad.

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Suzanne S on 19 Mar 2009.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Mitch W (33) on 24 Jul 2011

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By Brandon E (187) on 01 Nov 2011

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Even though this was made in 2001 it had a very throwback 70's grindhouse feel to it which was promising at first, but then it became your…

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By David D (2,198) on 29 Jan 2010

Incredibly bad! But what a title! Apparently made by a creative genius who unfortunately has no talent for writing or directing movies…

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