Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Cary J — 03 Feb 2006

I want the time I spend watching this back.

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Cary J on 03 Feb 2006.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Lee M (4,001) on 19 May 2010

Amateurish, crappish and a whole lot of fun (not even unrespetful: I mean, JC is helluva cool - oops…

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By Simon P (766) on 05 Nov 2009

Oh my... XD. This b movie is so seriously bad, it's seriously good. It's one of the funniest weirdest film I've ever watched…

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By Colin B (289) on 21 Mar 2010

Actually enjoyed. With a real budget, real actors and dancers, this could be a great movie…

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By Lofn G (1) on 31 Jan 2012

I knew I wanted to date the man who would become my husband when he asked me if I had seen this. A fantastic and bizarre film…

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By Anthony C (1,179) on 16 Feb 2010

Wow, I knew this movie was going to be bad, but I didn't think it would be THIS bad…

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By Ross H (144) on 03 Nov 2009

Best bad movie I've ever seen. I kinda want to watch it again already…

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By Stipina S (25) on 04 Mar 2011

Isus izgleda ka porno glumac I spasava lezbe, obavezno pogledat…

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By Leon C (66) on 15 Dec 2010

This movie need no introduction...the title says it all…

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By Larry W (344) on 09 Apr 2012

Cheesey as hell but the idea alone is awesome…

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By K G (148) on 16 Nov 2010

It's so bad it's good. Release the inner moron in you. A+…

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