Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Matt F — 31 Jul 2007

I can't believe I haven't rated this before... Vampires, Lesbians, Ottawa... Jesus kicking some vampire butt, what more could you ask for a movie?

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Matt F on 31 Jul 2007.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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