Review of Jennifer's Body (2009) by Samuel D — 28 Mar 2014
Talentless whore Megan Fox plays talentless whore Jennifer, a supposedly average high school chick who becomes possessed by rock music and goes on a killing spree.
Written by Diablo Cody, a former-stripper who won an Oscar for Juno because she writes dialogue for teens so they all talk like former strippers trying to make it in Hollywood.
As for the movie itself, there's plenty enough pictures of Megan Fox being a whore on the internet. I practically spent the entire movie wondering who's sucked the most Hollywood Executive cock out of Diablo Cody & Megan Fox, because they clearly didn't get to where they did on 'talent'.
Also, can Amanda Seyfried fuck off for a couple of years??? I'm getting sick of seeing her in nearly everything.
This review of Jennifer's Body (2009) was written by Samuel D on 28 Mar 2014.
Jennifer's Body has generally received mixed reviews.
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