Review of Jennifer's Body (2009) by Ileana A — 10 Jun 2011

So that was... Well, it was pretty much a modified episode of Charmed. Instead of eating groupies, the demon ate teen-aged boys. Basic stereotypical BFFs - the hot one and the geek. One of those "I can't believe your friends with her, you must have been childhood buddies" scenarios. Not really friends, but they stick with each other because they've known one another since the womb. Zero confidence, groupie "hot girl" gets herself in trouble while the smarter, selfless/concerned friend with lesbian tendencies goes nuts trying to help her.

Wait. Diablo Cody wrote this? Wow.

I'm afraid for my nephew if kids in high school really talk like that. The only upside to this film is that Adam got it in the end. He's so fucking annoying. ><.

Poor girls. Megan Fox is ruining her chances at having a carrier and Amanda. How do you go from a freaky, cult-ish movie to this? It was strange that so many people were in this though. A lot of well-known people. ...Weird. This is obviously just another "horror-fodder" film. Not unlike a Rob Zombie, John Carpenter or West Craven movie. You know it's probably shit, but you watch it anyway.