Review of Jaws: The Revenge (1987) by Steven B — 19 Nov 2009

REVIEW REQUESTED BY JOE L.

*PUKES*.

Ok, now that I got that over with, let me review this piece of garbage. Its been a few years since the 2nd film and Sean Brody is now working as part of the Amity PD(what happened to his fear of water from part 3?)and is recently killed by another Great White Shark, this causes Mrs Brody, played again by Lorraine Gary to flea to the Bahamas with her son Michael and his family. She believes the shark who attack Sean is attacking members of the family because of Sheiders actions in part 1 and 2 and comes to find out that the shark really is......yeah I know. Well I gave you the sypnosis, now watch at your own risk.

Here's my review:

What the hell? Universal Studios has made some of the most memorable films of all time, you would think they would no better, but apparently not. Lorraine Gary, Lance Guest, Mario Van Peebles and even more shockingly than the stellar cast in part 3 Michael Caine star in this waste of film and theater screen time. What made them sign on for this must have been a better script than what was finally used, because if this was the script than it was just for the money.

While the film is terrible and 95% of the acting is at fault from a bad script, I did like Hoagie, played by Michael Caine, he was an interesting character, even though he really had no place in the film. This will cause me to give the film a 1 out of 5 star rating.