Review of Jaws: The Revenge (1987) by Brian C — 19 Nov 2012

This movie hurts worse than being bitten by a shark. I'm honestly expected to believe that a shark is not only able to conceptualize revenge against a family, but survive being BLOWN UP twice as well as swim from New England to the Bahamas to carry out the revenge? Not to mention either essentially ignore the plot from Jaws 3, or assume Mike Brody has quit his job at Seaworld to look at snails in the Bahamas, changes girlfriends, and apparently has gotten enough plastic surgery to stop looking like Dennis Quaid and start looking like Lance Guest.

I might as well believe the shark got to the Bahamas by plane, but his flight was landed early due to snow, and he had to travel with an irritating John Candy to the Bahamas, by plane and truck, along the way learning that sometimes the most different of people, can become the best of friends.

.. then he ate John Candy. It would make no difference. neither makes any sense. Also, Michael Caine is in it. (Is Hoagie really a name? It really shouldn't be. [Hoagie is a Pennsylvania area term for a submarine sandwich for those out of the loop.

They might as well have named him Sandwich in my mind.].