Review of Jaws: The Revenge (1987) by Dillon L — 24 May 2014

Spoiler Alert, what ever, it doesn't matter. Why Michael Caine is in this movie and why he is named after a meat sub? How they get shark there? Yeah, they put like flashlight thing on his mouth and he starts bobbing on the water and starts roaring, because apparently sharks have vocal cords.

There is one version of this movie where they stab the shark and the shark explodes, for no reason, he just explodes. There is also another version where boat pierces the shark and blood is flying everywhere.

I prefer the original ending. Sure it looks, funny and cheap, but it makes sense, except the retard roar part. Worst things in this movie are that in Jaws (1975) you never saw the shark, it was scarier that way.

In this movie, the shark comes once in awhile and you see the wires holding the shark prop. The worst thing in this movie is the fact that Roy Scheider dies. The coolest characters of the series and you kill him off, come on.

Instead watching this piece of garbage, watch Steven Spielberg's Jaws and other Spielberg film like Indiana Jones or Schindler's List. It's also abomination to Michael Caine, because he missed the Oscars because he was filming this, because that year he won an Oscar.