Review of Jaws 3-D (1983) by Ethan P — 18 Oct 2013
Honestly, as I wrote this review, I can't help, but laugh at this movie. This movie is REALLY bad. This movie is....stupid. It was originally going to be 3D from what I have heard and this movie is NOT in 3D.
The plot is boring, the characters are dull and stupid, and this had VISUAL EFFECTS? The first movies were completely practical! Why put the stupid 3D gimmick when the movie is not really in 3D! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AND IT IS SO GODDAMN STUPID! Did I mention that characters are the sons of Martin Brody? No? Well, I just did and that is another thing why this movie blows! It is so bad.
Sure the shark kills are still there, but wow....it is just a terrible movie. DON'T SEE THIS...AND THE LAST SEQUEL! I JUST HOPE THAT HOLLYWOOD GIVES JAWS ANOTHER CHANCE BUY REBOOTING IT'S FIN (I WOULD SAY ASS, BUT JAWS IS FRIGGEN SHARK) IN A GOOD WAY! I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP! FIRST THIS, THEN JAW THE REVENGE, NO SHARKNADO (WTF UP WITH THAT MOVIE?!!!).
Jaws or sharks for that matter need more attention now and ever. Enough with this crap, I want a good Jaws movie! No more! No more! This review was tough to write because of how laughably bad this movie was (BTW JAWS THE REVENGE GETS 1/5 STARS).
Don't EVER see this movie.
This review of Jaws 3-D (1983) was written by Ethan P on 18 Oct 2013.
Jaws 3-D has generally received negative reviews.
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