Review of Jawbreaker (1999) by Allogism944 — 27 Jan 2020

Dad, don't be a dick.

What did you say?

You gonna launch into another lecture.

On the ugliness of profanity?

I just wish you could hear yourself.

You sound uneducated.

Dad.

And you know what?

It reflects on your parents.

Parent.

That's right.

I've gotta be the mom and the dad.

Whatever.

I was watching Oprah today.

That must be the mom in you.

You know what the topic was?

Let me guess. "Club Kids"?

No, it was "ls Your Child a Follower?".

I'm done. Can I go?

And you know what?

I was deeply concerned because,.

Yes, Oprah, my child is a follower.

You are so lame.

You don't even have any friends.

Whatever happened to.

My sweet little Brownie?

Don't.

My Girl Scout?

You remember the Tiffany concert?

Ho-ho-ho.

You loved Tiffany.

Oh, my God.

(Marcie's father starts singing the song by Tiffany "I think we're alone now").