Review of Jade (1995) by Maria D — 14 Oct 2007

Yes, the movie is total trash but if you're going to make trash, make good trash, and that's what they've done. Don't really try and figure out the plot, because the screen writers didn't bother, and it seems to make little sense to put in more thought than they did.

If you think the idea of David Caruso being sexy is funny (I do) and you howl at police officers using the term "f*ckhouse" with a straight face, this is for you.