Review of Jackie (2016) by Cornelius F — 01 Dec 2016

So glad they finally made a prequel to Jackie Brown. I'll tell you what, keep a snake in a crib, you'll get a baby. That baby is Jackie. The snake is Jackie Brown. The crib the universe. This house was built in a week.

Micheal Keaton is JFK, still alive. He got reincarnated during g the film of Beetlejuice. He got juiced, which means the real Micheal Keaton is the POTUS of H-E-L-L and there ain't no use for hockey sticks there cause it's fucking H-O-T.

But I've seen better versions of Jackies. Jackie McGuire, Jackie Roosevelt, Jackie Charles, Jackie Sandler, Jacket Jackie, the list goes on. Season 8 of Welcome to the Jackie was worse than this movie.

This movie was better than Aunt Jackies secret meat swirls and those are good so you know this is a good movie.