Review of Jack Frost 2: The Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000) by Ryan B — 06 Dec 2010

'25 DAYS OF HELLIDAY HORROR'.

#4: JACK FROST 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000).

Well, instead of trying to write a full blown, intricate review for this special holiday, gift-wrapped turd snowball I will just say this. It is absolutely awful! I mean the original was pretty bad, but this part 2 was wretched! So as you may have already guessed, Jack Frost, the evil mutant killer snowman isn't completely dead. Some idiot digs up the antifreeze containers and they are brought to a laboratory to be examined. Suddenly some retarded janitor knocks something into the tank of antifreeze allowing the freeze molecules to come to light, bringing back Jack Frost.

-In a nutshell, Sam (the sheriff from part 1) goes on a tropical vacation to the bahamas. He is followed by Jack Frost who has taken a trip down to the bahamas as well to settle the score. Once there, Frost begins his reign of terror quickly and effectively. He creates new little snowball babies that terrorize the entire island. Somewhere along the line, Jack and Sam's DNA have been mixed, so Sam's allergic reaction to bananas is passed into Frost's DNA also. This is how they end up killing him....with Banana's. Talk about fuckin' cheesy!

Overall: The one liners sucked even more than the first, the special effects were slightly better, but not by much, and the kills were unforgivably lame. Why didn't Jack Frost stick the carrot to that hot asian babe in the pool? Instead he just froze the pool over with ice and trapped her? lame. I would have hit that, especially if I were a snowman! I actually like the original Jack Frost snowman costume better than this new one. The new one just looks too....stylized I guess. To top off the cheddar cake, Frost's little baby snowballs almost ruined the whole damn thing. They were so cheesy looking. It was overall pretty bad.