Review of It Follows (2015) by Vladdie93 — 08 Apr 2015
You know what isn't scary? A creature that you can out-walk. NOT OUTRUN: Out-walk.
You know what isn't scary? A creature that you can stop with common real-world weapons (like gun).
You know what isn't scary? A creature that has to go through doors and windows.
You know what isn't scary? A creature that doesn't disguise itself in any way to try and fool the person it wants to kill into thinking it's one of their friends.
You know what isn't scary? It Follows.
This movie is not scary, and I have no idea why people think it is. The first time you see the monster, it looks like an old woman in a medical gown. ON A COLLEGE CAMPUS! It's later forms are a dead girl, some tall guy, and a naked man on her roof.
The kids are also the dumbest kids ever. They find a gun and practice shooting it and at POINT BLANK RANGE miss the monster 5 times. They have an "ingenious" plan to kill the monster after realizing that they can't kill it to try and electrocute it in a pool. So they surround the pool with electronics and plug them in. They then put miss target in the pool to try and get the monster to come in.
Well guess what the unstoppable bloodthirsty wanting to kill her monster does? Instead of going into the pool, it starts throwing the appliances in in order to kill her. WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED?????
This thing is basically an invisible man with a limp and a grudge. I can show you scarier stuff behind a toilet.
This review of It Follows (2015) was written by Vladdie93 on 08 Apr 2015.
It Follows has generally received positive reviews.
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