Review of Iron Man 3 (2013) by Thecomicdoctor . — 11 Aug 2015

Top 10 Things about Iron Man 3.

10. Visuals: as always, STUNNING.

9. Man I'd give my left breast for Stark tech!!

8. The script restricts logical decisions. In TN with no wallet, Jarvis offline, don't wanna involve Pepper or Rhodes. Coulson dead. Can't call Fury, Hawkeye or Widow because they're not in the script. smh It's a shame too. Even a nameless SHIELD agent would've been better than that FUCKING KID!!!

7. The Axis of EVIL! Political satire! I love it! Ben Kingsley's Osama bin Laden...I mean Mandarin was WOOOOOOW.

6. Pepper's red hair may be gone but at least they didn't nerf her. By the 3rd installment of Star Wars, all Padme did was blink and cry.

5. What is the airspeed of those damn suits?? They got from Malibu to Miami in like 30 minutes didn't they??? And parts of the suit are powered and work independently? by anyone?!?! You'd think they'd have retina scan security. I'm just saying...

4. It never occurred to me one could get PTSD when they won the fight. Tony didn't even have PTSD when he had an ARC reactor installed in his chest to save him from the shrapnel in his heart that he got from being blown out of the funvee and held captive in a cave. He already didn't like to be handed things, now panic attacks. It's like "how neurotic can we make Tony Stark. We need something on the level of Spiderman whiny". Thank goodness he's the star of the movie and will always win because if he ever lost, he'd eat a repulsor blast.

3. No more script writing for Shane Black or Drew Pearce PLEASE! Arm chair psychology kids. There is no coming back from that.

2. For a former playboy, Tony is more communicative and committed to his relationship than I thought he'd be. No learning curve in his committed relationship attempt. He's all in. The first time.

1. I LIKED THE BUNNY! I would've sprayed it with Tony's cologne and been found cuddling with it when Tony wasn't home. I guess I'm goofy like that *kanye shrug*.

One star for the skydiving. 1/2 for Iron Patriot. 1/2 star for Guy Pearce and 1/2 for Don Cheadle. He grew on me. 1/2 star for the BUNNY!!