Review of Into the Woods (2014) by Dannyg — 27 Dec 2014

PG Rating Is A Scam! This Movie Is Not Suitable For Children/Pre-Teens Unless You Want To Destroy Your Children's Innocence! This A Very, Very Disturbing Film Not Suitable For Children.

Or Preteens. Into The Woods is a sick, twisted story that is beyond bad.

Or rotten. It tells that audience that unless you are a newborn baby.

Everyone - no matter what your age or social class - is corrupt and.

Despicable!

I've never before seen a movie that should have been rated PG-13 or R.

Rated PG. Never in my life - and I have been going to movies for at.

Least 45 YEARS! Let me ask you this: Is three separate acts of thievery.

Of an innocent individual's most valuable possessions - that leads to.

An act of manslaughter by a child, no less, worthy of only a PG rating?

Then add another act of manslaughter, with the assistance of all the.

Adults around him worthy of just a PG rating? Then another act of.

Manslaughter by an adult killing the child's mother worthy of just a PG.

Rating? Then the accidental death of another adult hero worthy of just.

A PG rating? How about leaving a newborn child with a pre-teen with.

Zero babysitting experience, as if that was not a big deal, worthy of.

Just a PG rating? How about a kidnapper isolating her alleged daughter.

First in a castle with no escape, then in a rather flimsy hut made of.

Twigs - in a swamp in the middle of nowhere - worthy of just a PG.

Rating? How about one of the characters that was murdered looking.

Exactly like an elderly grandmother is that worthy of only a PG rating?

Or, how about a flock of birds pecking out the eyes of two women is.

That worthy of only a PG rating? In the world of "Into the Woods".

Blindness is funny! How sick and twisted can you get? How about a.

Totally innocent man having his eyes poked out by thorn bushes, is that.

Worthy of only a PG rating? (Does it really matter if he is innocent or.

Or not, this film was rated PG?) And last, but not least, let's not.

Forget one woman having their toe cut off and another having their heel.

Of their foot cut off! Wow! I've never seen acts amputation to be.

Hilarious until now (I'm being sarcastic!) Is that worthy of only a PG.

Rating?

This Film Is So Bad It Is Making Me Feel Nauseous! I may even throw-up.

By the end of the night! Most people have better things to do then.

Write a movie review when they feel this sick to their stomach. But if.

I help prevent one young person or adult from seeing this film and.

Being deceived and traumatized, like I was, then it's well worth the.

Effort.

I want to make it clear there are NO good guys in this film. I could.

Care less about any of the characters except for the newborn child and.

The two murdered giants. Whoever had anything to do with this film knew.

Exactly what they were doing. If adults want to see sick and twisted, be.

My guest! But to market this as a movie suitable for children and then.

To have the film's rating gamed in order to maximize profits is an act.

Of evil, plain and simple! Sorry, but I call a spade a spade. What I.

Would like to really say will be censored, so let your imagination run.

Wild!

On the subject of maximizing profits: Ticket sales are considerably.

Down from last year and you wonder why? I was looking forward to seeing.

Two other movies. Now I'm not going to see them! Hollywood and movie.

Theater owners you made $11.50 off of me! Now you're going to loose.

Because you would have made $34.50 had you not gamed the rating. I.

Don't care in slightest how good the other films might be.